wartortles:

*holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone

(via thebagofholding)


(via pizza)


gizno:

“They were like Romeo and Juliet, just on heroin.”

gizno:

“They were like Romeo and Juliet, just on heroin.”

(via persevereus)


okaywork:

why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room 

(via evolutional)




cameos:

im with you
april 2014

cameos:

im with you

april 2014

(via thebagofholding)


h0odrich:

everything good makes you fat an addict or broke

(via orgasm)


sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

(via cumfort)