bobbyhorin:

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

(via beautifulrecklessheart)


tinadayton:

I would just like to say fuck you to everyone who made me feel inadequate growing up and ruining my self esteem for years. You all suck and I’m glad I don’t talk to any of you any more. 

(via guy)



methbusters:

who wants to hire me as their maid i’m not gonna clean im just gonna wear a cute maid outfit dust like 6 things and bend down a lot

(via crystallized-teardrops)


baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

baracknobama:

he’s disappointed in your blog

(via asian)


gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

(via guy)


alligator-tears-run-over-you:

carlboygenius:

Rainbows: with Tornado & Lightning

The gays are angry

(via cloudy-dreamers)


babiegyrle:

losrachetss:

kingmuthaphuckinbasquiat:

thaunderground:

sizvideos:

Video

I’ve never used the word “exasperating” in my vocab ever.

Lmaoooo he said “buy me some earplugs too”

He is too grown lmao 😂😂

Lololol this was hilarious

(via humortastic)


vinebox:

They having a dance battle

(via ruinedchildhood)


officialwhitemom:

My one hour nap turned into a six hour nap : the novel

(via zackisontumblr)